Shrimp.

Mmmm I wish my mom didnt booby trap the fridge to have raw shrimp fall all over kitchen floor when i opened it. I just wanted orange juice.

Racoon

Today the soap I used to wash my face irritated my skin now i have red marks around my eyes. It looks like I have been drinking or punched in the eyes.

They are finally going away, after 6 hours.

Pines

Enough. Enough now.

Zombies.

Two nights ago I revisited a project I did while I was at school. It was an infographic about zombies. When I went to bed that night, I dreamnt about zombies.

Rearrange.

I think ill rearrange my room. And i dont think ill have a headboard...ill just sleep on a mattress on the floor. Kinda like in an abandoned house, but its not really abandoned because you see a dirty mattress on the ground, you know someone is living there...my room will kinda be like that.

I need more pictures/posters on my wall. They are pretty bare...maybe ill paint a wall, but what color? Ill just cover one wall with aluminum foil.

I think ill start selling my possessions soon as well.

Mmm thats all.

The movie life.

New photography project idea.

Im thinking of starting a photo project based on the idea of screen captured images of movies; specifically movies with subs (not necessarily foreign language). This doesnt make any sense, but it will, I promise.

Example:


I would use an SLR camera and take pictures of a moment in people's lives; their thoughts, a slice of their conversation, their whatever would become the subtitle text that would accompany the picture. The idea of life as a movie has always interested me, so the idea of this project would be to take a "screen captured image" of a moment of their life and the context of the scene would be encompassed in subtitle text. Make sense?

Thinking of taking pictures of people at my sisters restaurant and have them write their thoughts/conversation that they are having at the moment. I would put up the pictures and add the subtitles and hang them on the walls at the restaurant. It would be a series and collectively it would be the movie of my sisters restaurant.

Just a thought.

update.

okay ill update.

I started doing P90x. I only do the ab ripper X section though. The instructor is cheesey and i kinda remembered all the cheesey lines he says in the video. Sometimes I think of them during the day and laugh.

I bought a bike. Its a fixed gear bike. Its fun riding in my neighborhood at night. I dont know how to brake very well. I just learned how to skid stop tonight, im not very good at it though. I almost ate it a few times and hit a parked car. I think i hurt my balls.

I eat a lot of sandwiches. Ham and turkey with cheddar cheese and apple slices. I enjoy it very much so. Its even better with some chips. Nom Nom Nom!

I designed a T-Shirt for this company. I havent submitted yet, but i think he'll like it and hopefully it'll be made and i see people wearing it. Then i can giggle inside...or outside.

And thats all. :]

a way.

i havent updated in a long time.

this isnt an update...its just an entry saying i havent updated in a long time.

kthxbye!

p.s. - ill update soon ha!

New Bed.

I want to buy a new bed. A smaller one...maybe a twin. More space. Do more with less.

You and me

whatever that may be.

Linger

Long time, no post.

Dear journal,

There is a song, Bright Eyes - Lua, in the song there is a lyric that goes,

When everything is lonely I can be my own best friend
I'll get a coffee and the paper, have my own conversations

And well that sounds about me right now. Its not sad, no really, it isnt. Im getting use to just hanging out by myself. I go to the gym by myself. I go have lunch by myself. Watch movies by myself. Stroll through stores by myself. Ummm actually its starting to sound sad right now, haha. But its really not that bad. What im trying to say is...um i dont know what i was trying to say. haha.

Well anyways. I got a new phone. I like it a lot. My other phone is broken. It's been broken for about 2 weeks now. It would drive me a little crazy hearing my phone alert me that I got a text message but i couldnt read it because the screen is broken. So i got a new one a couple days ago. The Samsung Impression. I got a scratch on the screen today. =[ Its a small scratch, but it still bothers me. Its okay though. I made a wallpaper for it.



I dont have a lot of numbers though. None of them transferred over from my old phone, but for the numbers I do have i like to think of nicknames for the contacts.

Here are some of the ones i put:

Mid Boss Sister (2nd oldest)
Final Boss Sister (oldest)
Mamama (mom)
No Way Jose (jose)
Pep Pep (dad)
The Homie (home)

Thats all. What else? The video store by my house was having a dvd sale. 5 movies for 20 bucks. So i got 5 movies.

The Last Kiss
Collateral
Stranger Than Fiction
Broken Flowers
Sunshine

The selection wasnt that great and it was pretty difficult to choose 5, but I think I did pretty good.

Also lately i've been getting hooked up by random people. I went to a bakery to buy an egg custard and the lady gave me an extra one for free. I went to get lunch at pick up stix and the girl taking my order gave me 2 extra cream cheese wontons. At cvs I went to go buy ice cream for me and my sister and the girl scooping my ice cream gave me a discount. Its quite nice. =]

Um what else. Last week i went to go get my sister lunch at El Pollo Loco and as i was waiting for my order, this guy comes up to me and introduces himself and asked me if i liked beer, and said we should hang out sometime. He was like let me give you my number. So i get my food and i try to sneak out the door. I make it outside, but he comes outside and I started running and never looked back. No, i didnt. But he was like oh hey here's my number. It was weird.

I guess thats all.

Its all downhill from here.

This video is epic. The cinematography is beautiful. Best viewed with a fan blowing at your face.

Massan from MACAFRAMA on Vimeo.

Race to which mountain?

This is basically how the movie goes for 2 hours.

Chicken Nuggets.

I ate about 800 calories worth of McDonalds. Three 4 piece chicken nuggets, an apple pie and a partridge in a pear tree.

I need a new phone.

Update: So im pretty sure i got a text message, but i cant read it. =[

c'est la vie

More songs in different languages. This time its French. And girl i dont know what youre saying, but its lovely.

Oven.

Today i went to do some errands with my mom. As she was getting ready, I was feeling pretty hungry, i wanted to put something in the oven, but there wasnt enough time. (Theres no time! Theres never any time!!! NO TIME TO STUDY, ILL NEVER GET INTO STANFORD!!) So i didnt. After we get back, I smell something smokey. Apparently I turned the oven on. (for no reason) EPIC FAIL.

Unrelated, but definitely not faily is...

Tim and Eric awesome show!



Its really random and sometimes it makes me feel like i'm crazy...like i've literally lost my mind and i've gone mad. But i like it. Its really funny.

I also enjoy Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory very much:

Honto ni?

Lately I've been listening to songs in different languages. Mostly mandarin pop songs. (probably only like 3 or 4) Here is a Japanese one. The video is pretty strange, but i like the song.



and this video is cool:

The FRAY - Heartless from IE HAGY on Vimeo.

Before 10.

I played my cousin street fighter online in the living room earlier today. My whole family was having dinner and were watching me play. He beat me pretty badly in front of my whole family. I was really embarrassed and they all lost their appetites because all of a sudden i became gross to them.

Then my mom looked at me and I looked at her. And in her eyes, i saw a single tear roll down her cheek down to her trembling lips. I tried to fight back my tears, but i couldnt, like my street fight against my cousin, i lost that too. I covered my face with my arms to hide my pain and I ran. I ran upstairs into the shower and curled up and continued sobbing on the cold tiled floor. Then I shampooed and conditioned my hair.

and also...

I am absolutely in love with this song. It is beautiful.

Ennio Morricone - Un Amico



Im going to bed now. Its early and im excited. Excited not to be sleeping when the sun is coming out to hug the world with harmful uv rays. Hopefully my sleeping will be back to normal.

Goodnight. less than 3

slow day.

Im at work. I asked my sister, "Does anyone come here to eat? I dont see anyone come in." Then she put boxes around my seat and on the table i was sitting at and traps me in.

Update: I just gave a 2ft high, 40lb Buddha statue a sponge bath in a sink like a baby. I rubbed his belly for good luck...i rubbed everything for good luck...EVERYTHING. And the restaurant is full again.

Update 2: I found out my picture is up at school. I was talking to a friend and I jokingly said I think ill work as a security guard at the school. And he said when people give tours at the school, there is a picture of me I can stand by. I thought he was joking. I later found out from someone else that it wasn't a joke, there really is a picture of me up at school.

I do.

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes thriller

Clever girl.

You know it's good design when you wish you thought of it first; this is one of those logos I wish i thought of first. Its simple, its clever, and it makes me wonder how has it not been done before. The designer straight killed (pun intended) it yo!

Truth

Oh hai(ku)

"Meet me in the sheets
I’ll kiss you like I’ll never
feel your lips again."

Giant Tea Cup.

So I've taken my mom to Wal-mart twice in the last 6 days to get pots for plants. The first time we went I saw this giant tea cup pot and I told her to get it. It was amazing! She said no and we get not tea cup pots instead. Today we went to Wal-mart again and like an old friend I see the giant tea cup pots again. I tell my mom to get it, she said no and we buy 2 plants. As we were leaving through the garden area she asked me, Do you want to go get the giant tea cup pot? I said its okay and she tells me to go get it...OR ELSE! *then she ran her thumb across her neck to symbolize a slit throat* <-Dramatization)

Now we have a giant tea cup pot. I asked her if i can drink tea out of it, she said no. I saw her look at it lovingly on the dinning room table. Haha.

In the car after Wal-mart

Mom: Why dont you go get something to eat first?
Me: What do you want to eat?
Mom: I dont want to eat -- YOU!
Me: You dont want to eat me?
Mom: No.

Ill put up a picture of the giant tea cup pot later tonight.

Meow.

Right now.

So right now i'm learning html/css. I should have a wordpress site up soon. (hopefully) I started watching this show called The Colony, its really interesting. Ive always been interested in post apocalyptic things for some reason:



Also I've been reading Harry Potter. The First one. It came out when I was 13 years old and I'm only beginning to read it now. Im 25 now, but hey a good book is a good book. And right now he just ate a bunch of food and he has to take a poopacus maximus out of his wizardacus buttacus. jk he just had a nightmare instead.

I also bought this graphic novel called, Ikigami, about a government that randomly selects a citizen each day who will be killed within 24 hours of notification. They believe this will help remind people how precious life is.

And ive been jumping rope.

Back to life, back to reality.

Im back from Texas. It was so much fun. It was hot. I ate a lot of junk food. Played some intense basketball in the pool. Got 3rd of 4th place in a spontaneous pool tournament. Trampoline. Theater Room. Won at darts twice. Did the limbo. Jumping rope in fancy clothes. Failed at double dutch. Got in conga/train line. Silly string and poppers. Ate 4 different kinds of cakes. Fake rave party in a miniature room. Street Fighter on a giant screen. Magic cards. Cheap giant slurpees. Brain freeze. Watch lighting strike a power line. Crazy weather. Fake magic tricks.

Watching memory dance in the theater room.

On a jet plane.

Mmmm, im gonna go to Texas. Kthxbye!

Only for 4 days. For a wedding. It'll be really hot and humid. Ill be swimming in the air. Maybe ill go swimming in water too! Maybe ill get a tan.

There will be about 30 of us on a plane? Should be fun. hah.

Ill take pictures. Ill try to blog too. and Postcards, Mix Cd and reading.

There will be a street fighter tournament...not really, but it will be California vs Texas. So far I think Texas might have it...but ill do my best to try and crush them! CRUSH THEM! It'll probably be recorded. hah!

Well, hello Texas.
Ill see you again soon California.

Unrelated:
[Sorry kid, i don't really hate football. I didn't mean it. Hope your football team gets to where it needs to be. "Good luck," I mean that.]

Cake.

Carlo's mom bday.

I think i ate too much cake. The bbq beans were good and so was that steak. So was the garlic roll bread thing. Played guitar hero world tour and i sung, but i dont sing. The drums were hard and I sucked. Roey killed it and for sure it wasnt luck. Then everyone went down for cake. I had a slice of mango cake and a slice of ice cream cake, but i ate more than i can take. Why am i rhyming?

So we go to Carlo's room and we watch korean music videos on youtube for a very long time. "Nobody nobody but you!" Its in my head. Then we watched belly dancing and Hawaiian hula dancing. The girls were ripped. I tried it and my hips felt like they were going to pop out. Then we watched scary stuff in the dark. All the girlies were scared. It was kinda cute. "OMG, I just ripped it(one)" Then we watched a baby with 8 limbs. Then a bunch of weird things. Then Japanese prank videos. Then people got tired and headed home. So i did the same, but i kinda wanted to stay a little bit longer because i always miss this stuff.

Then i wanted "Nobody nobody, but you!" *korean language* "i want nobody nobody but you!" *korean language* "I want nobody nobody nobody nobody..." *finger shake* *double point* *clap clap*

Then I came home and got pretty bored. Texted people. Wore a shirt and tie with slacks for no reason.

...and ate another slice of cake.

And i very much would like to see this soon.



I'm tired. goodnight.

P.S. - "nobody nobody, but you!"

Moonwalk.

Soo...

I kinda sorta practiced the moonwalk tonight. I got the motion down, but its not very smooth (criminal) yet.

WOOOOOO!! EH HE HE!! SHA-MON!!

*grabs crotch*

basically.

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Envelopes

I miss tiny little envelopes randomly appearing on my phone =[

hello.

hello blog.

Im sorry I haven't written you in awhile. I haven't been busy, just lazy. Keeping up with the lazy here is an old post from an old blog i had.

Monday, February 07, 2005



Listening To: Bright Eyes - Touch

In my last entry i said i was gonna type up some things from the book im reading about ninjas. Well the book is called, "REAL Ultimate Power The Offical Ninja Book" by Robert Hamburger. Hahah robert HAMBURGER. Its so funny and stupid. Well here are some excerpts from the book that i will type, hard.

He has boxes in the book and on the top it says, A Ninja Makes a Telephone Call. So im gonna type some that i thought was funny.

___________________________________________________________________
A Ninja Makes A Telephone Call

Whiskers: Meow
Ninja: Hello.
Whiskers:
Ninja: Hello...Anyone there?
Whiskers: Meow.
Ninja: I thought you left. Are we still on for Thursday?
Whiskers: Meow.
Ninja: Are you sure?
Whiskers:
Ninja: Well, whatever. Just be there.
___________________________________________________________________

A Ninja Makes A Telephone Call

Hot Babe: Hello.
Ninja: Hey.
Hot Babe: Oh, yeah.
Ninja: Yeah?
Hot Babe: Yeah.
Ninja: You wanna?
Hot Babe: Uh-huh.
Ninja: Sweet.
___________________________________________________________________

There are more a ninja makes a telephone call stuff, i'll type some more some other time. In the book they have tiny numbers next to some words and at the bottom they have what the numbers are. Does anybody know what im talking about? Like with cellphone contracts there is always some thing at the bottom that tells you what you have to do to get the offer. Well this is kinda like that...sorta.

106 - You know what would be badass? -- John, ed.
107 - What?
108 - Somebody driving a car while they're doing the splits. They'd have each leg hanging out the window and their torso sticking out the sunroof.
109 - Dude! That would be so sweet. But how are they going to hit the gas?
110 - Levers, duh!

John, ed is Robert Hamburger's friend

one last thing for tonight is that he is typing about ninja fantasies.

"Even though ninjas have all these powers that most people dont, they're a lot like regular people, too. They have fantasies just like you and me! Dont believe me? Then Check out these fantasies, told by ninjas themselves:"

Im gonna skip to the second one.

NINJA FANTASY TWO

I'd be on this soccer team that's losing. And everybody is laughing their asses off about how bad we are. I tell my team not to worry, because I've got something pretty sweet planned, and they'd say, "Dude, you gotta help us out. If we lose this game, we're dead." And then ten minutes before recess is over, I'd pull out this remote control from my backpack and press a button. Then a futuristic car would float down fromt he sky, and a robot in soccer shorts would jump out right before the car landed on several assholes. The robot would run onto the field and start playing, hard. It would shoot the ball from one goal post all the way into the enemy's goal. Everybody's mouth would drop open, except mine, because the robot belonged to ME. Needless to say, we would win the game easily --- by about a trillion - billion points. Everybody outside would run on the field to ask me questions, but I'd just be looking over at the robot and it would be looking at me. Then I'd push all the kids aside. And we would walk toward each other, slowly. Then, as the robot picked me up and held me in its arms, I'd look at the girls and wink.

Okay haha thats all for tonight. Im gonna eat cereal and do my homework now.

Truf

Week 1.

I should update.

but i should sleep too.

sleep, you win.

Update you win too, but you'll have to win later.

Update: I just woke up at 3:20pm.

What to do.

I graduated on Friday with my Bachelors Of Science in Graphic Design. The ceremony was boring. The hanging out bit before, during, and after the ceremony was fun. There was a person signing on stage for the hearing impaired. I watched her a lot of the times. I know how to sign "design" and "dream" now by watching her. The "dream" sign looks pretty silly...like magician hands.

The Wednesday before I had my portfolio show, which I thought went pretty well. My table was busy during friends and family. I enjoyed that and I liked that everyone enjoyed my work. The greatest compliment I received that day was someone telling me I had really good ideas...and a really great body. Jk about the ideas part...Jk. I melted a few girls' hearts with the story of my ad campaign. I got a few job offers, which is wonderful. It was really great seeing my friends and family come out to support me, I really really appreciate it with my entire symbolic heart. It made me truly really happy...madly deeply. The whole event took place in my mind.

[paragraph deleted: too personal. maybe later?]

So its done. 3 years of school comes to an end on 2 different days. Now I don't know what to do with myself. The day after portfolio show, I was bored. A couple hours after the graduation ceremony I was really bored. I took a 3 hour nap. All I know now is I want to take a break, but i don't know what to do. Although I have thoughts in my head. Like these:

+ Road Trip/Camping
+ Krav Maga
+ Yelping highest rated restaurants and eating.
+ Movies
+ Watching instructional dance dvds.
+ Having coffee
+ Play Street Fighter.
+ Never shaving.
+ Getting over it.
+ Swimming.
+ Gym again.
+ Sleeping in.
+ A walk in the city.
+ Build a bike.
+ Clean my room
+ Get rid of stuff.
+ Riding through neighborhoods in the night.
+ Making art for funs
+ A whole lot more!

I don't know when my break should end and when I should start getting to work, but break sounds good. I shaved, I look stupid. "You shaved. You look fat."

I recorded more conversations at work. I kinda miss school already.

[playing street fighter]

[2 hours later]

Tonight I saw a waiter spill soup on her shirt. Then a few seconds later soup on a customer. That was just souper. I have pictures of stuff and things, but im too lazy to put them up. Maybe later.

I think last night, I dreamnt I was in Cambodia. I was about to cross this border and i wanted to explain to an officer I needed to get home, but I couldnt speak the language. He wanted to take me into custody but it wasnt really custody; he wanted to make me a sex worker. The rest of the dream was me trying to escape. It was fucking weird.
'
Mmm what else. I ate at this place called 'Pizza and Chicken Love Letters' a few weeks ago with my friend Liz and Roey. I read about it in district magazine and the place and name sounded really interesting. They serve Korean pizza and fried chicken and they play Korean pop music. I asked Roey and Liz if they can keep their eyes straight ahead then turn their head while keeping their eyes straight. None of us could do it. I wanted them to try because I imagine thats what a blind person would look like. So we think of a way to try and look blind. This is what we came up with: You dont look into their eyes, but past them or pick a point around their eyes like their shoulders and just stare. Dont blink. So we all talk to each other as if we were blind, but honestly we just kept getting lost in each others eyes.

Um im sleepy.

A very special thanks to Carlo. <3 no homo...maybe a little. Thank you so much for everything you've done for me. Graduating this quarter would have been a lot harder if it werent for you.

Graduation

Im done with school. It feels wonderful, but what do i do now?

quick update.

here is a quick update with the going ons in my life.

+ Life as a soap opera.
+ Punchable face.
+ 100 push ups a night.
+ 200 crunches a night.
+ Cold people in summer weather.
+ Pizza and chicken love letters.
+ Whats that behind your ear? Just the tangy zip of miracle whip.
+ Chicken salad and crackers.
+ Quarter life crisis mini breakdown.
+ Pizza pizza pizza.
+ Best indecisive buy.
+ 19 hour day with the same people.
+ Portfolio completed.
+ Plans for the summer.
+ Conversations about life till the sun comes up.
+ Metal wires in pancakes and Mad libs.
+ Being myself again.

Ill do a proper update soon.

The things i need to do.

The things i need to do do.

Tonight
+ Finish my portfolio for instructor review
+ Finish package for advance study.
+ Not sleep
+ Swallow Sadness

Monday
+ Go to school and show package. (that sounds naughty)
+ Check instructor availability for port review.
+ Go over to carlo's and get portfolio printed.
+ Finish leave behinds and button designs to send out to be made.
+ Look for portfolio case.
+ Put portfolio together
+ Get started on making "special" leave behinds.

Tuesday
+ Renew driver license.
+ Internship
+ Send leave behinds to be made
+ Send buttons to be made.
+ Meet up with an instructor if available.
+ Make 10 "special" leave behind.
+ Swallow sadness.


Wednesday
+ Internship
+ Go on field trip to shoot video
+ Make video
+ Meet up with an instructor if available.
+ Start designing website
+ Make 10 "special" leave behinds.

Thursdsay
+ Environmental Science class. Turn in video
+ Meet up with instructor if available.
+ Portfolio class.
+ Make 10 "special" leave behinds.
+ Miss my life and everyone in it.
+ Turn 25 years old.

Friday
+ Make changes to portfolio based on instructor reviews.
+ Start building website.
+ Make 10 "special" leave behinds.
+ Breathe.

Everything will be okay.

busy

i've been busy. ill update soon.

Where the wild things poop...

but seriously, i would really like to watch that movie...the poop one.

Edit: P.S. - Im not obsessed with poop.

Things that arent Jackie Chan...

Meet me halfway...

I dont really have anything to update, but ill update anyways.

Today as i was leaving intern I watched a guy walk his dog across the crosswalkor at least try to. His dog stayed in one place pretty close to one side of the crosswalk and starts peeing. I sat and watched. The owner looked a little disappointed and a little embarrassed; so did the dog. The owner looked at me briefly and walks back to where he came from. I waited for them and then his dog tries to lead the way but the owner stops and stays pretty close to one side of the crosswalk and starts peeing. Just kidding about that part, they just walked across and the end.

Today i fell asleep while driving. Today i weighed myself and i weigh 144 lbs...of pure muscle!...and fat...like regular people. I'm shooting a little documentary about me graduating. So far its pretty lame and by lame i mean awesome! Just kidding, it really isnt. I graduate in a month! *puke all over* I almost puked today, my friend carlo showed me a site called ratemypoo.com and i wanted to throw up.

I want to do a Mad Lib. *10 minutes later...* Here is what I came up with.



I want a soda to explode on me. And this makes me laugh.



I guess thats all.

The End.

because im a crepe...im a weirdo...

Today I had lunch with my friend, Seana at La Crepe Cafe in Long Beach. It was good. We sat outside by the sidewalk. I brought "The Best Of Mad Libs" with me. The waiter was pretty excited about that and said it was __________ (adjective)!

There was a girl sitting next to us who had a really hearty laugh. She told a story about how someone kept calling her Steven when her name was Stephanie. After that she told a story about this one time she was at the drive thru at taco bell and the person taking her order called her sir. Apparently she had a manly voice. Hahaha.

Well our food comes. For appetizers we share garlic fries. They were really good.



Then we did a mad lib about little red riding hood. It was pretty dumb, but funny.

Our food came. I got Crepe Carbonara. It tasted like angels were massaging my tongue. It was good, i mean.



Before we left we did another mad lib.



After lunch we walked up 2nd street looking for some dessert to eat. We went to this cupcake place called Frosted Cupcakery. They were closed. So we go back the direction we came from towards La Crepe Cafe and we see a group of people standing outside. I tell Seana would it be weird if i just walked past and ate the fries that were on the table. So as we are approaching the group and our table again i reach in and grab a handful of fries and eat them and just keep walking. I didn't look back but Seana pointed at me and said he's crazy. So i look back to see who she said it to and it was our waiter and he yelled out, hah that's funny! There was also a lady there at one of the tables just sitting there laughing. I didn't take a look at the groups reaction though, but i bet they thought i was pretty __________ (adjective)

So after that we went to Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory. The bear outside is pretty filthy. I think it was homeless. I got a giant cookie. She got chocolate covered licorice. As we were walking back towards where we parked a friend of ours from behind yells out Tony! Its my friend Johnny and his friend Jessica. I dont know how he recognized me i was wearing a beanie and had glasses on and i grew a beard since he last saw me and he recognized me from the back. Seana and Johnny hasnt seen each other in long while. We talk for a bit. About his clothing company, Ashbury, and about the hair on my face and how he wants to grow a beard. I tell him that you can put Rogaine on your face and it'll help with growing a beard. Ive done some research. (ha) but I don't think its recommended. He goes off to Yogurtland with his friend and we go to our cars and go to our homes.

That was my afternoon.

Anyways. The month of May has been a pretty crap month for me, I hope things get better.

"I've got sunshine on a cloudy day. When it's cold outside I've got the month of May. I guess you'd say what can make me feel this way?"

I turn a quarter of a century soon. I haven't felt like myself in awhile and I dont like it. I need to let go. I need to work on portfolio. I think too much about everything. I need to make a new website. Im lost in space. I have to spend a lot of money and there is no way around that. I graduate soon. I need to find a real job. The rest of my life starts soon. There is so much pressure and so much I feel like I'm losing. Its almost midnight and my horse will turn to mice and my pumpkin will explode. Im not even 25 yet, and i feel like im already in my quarterlife crisis.

But I will fight this poison and I will live. (like a boss)

P.S. - I need a hug.

back and forth with the same poop...forever.

If you ever called me and i didnt pick up because you smell youve probably heard this, "ask her if she likes bologna." What does that even mean? Well if you ever wondered (or not) where that came from its from a movie called, 'Me and you and everyone we know.'



Here is the clip where it came from. poop.



And here is another.



Other than that let see...I have a blueberry plant I take care of. I water it every other day. Its named Cordon Blue. Just kidding it doesnt have a name, its a plant, that would be dumb. (Cordon Blue is right behind me isnt he?) *slowly turns around*

Ive been eating a lot of this stuff lately...



...aluminum foil. Just kidding. Chicken Carnitas tacos from el pollo loco.

"Who you trying to get crazy with ese? Dont you know im pollo loco?"

))<>((

...forever.

Field Trippen

Today I woke up late and I ended up being about 10 minutes late to class. Except there was no class. I see on the window that there is a field trip today at Asian Garden Mall. So I guess the whole class is at Asian Garden Mall. So i go there and im about 30 minutes late to class now. Except there is no class there either. Apparently it was a go on your own field trip. Wah wah. So i was the only one there. Anwyays, when we have field trips we have to shoot a little video. I put together a small clip of randomness.



After my class field trip, alone, I headed over to school. Well not quite to school, I had time to kill. I had lunch close to school and watched the simpsons. I had bbq chicken flatbread pizza.



It was pretty good.

then i went to class and sent my business cards out to print and sat under a desk for 40 seconds.

the end.

Mic Cheick

Yesterday I forgot to mention that i designed a business card for Cheick Kongo. He is a UFC heavyweight fighter from French. He is 6'4" and weighs 232 lbs. Hopefully he likes the card I designed for him or else!

Here is his reaction to a business card design he wasnt too happy about. Kongo is in the white and red shorts.



I was jk. That wasnt a video of him unhappy with a business card. He actually was happy with it.

cat n girl

Today at work I had to design a logo. The client already had ideas on what she had in mind. Some of the stuff she wrote on the paper were, lighting bolt, yin yang, diploma, and balance. She even did a thumbnail, it was awful. After awhile it got boring and i got bored. Then a horse and a doodle of a girl with a large cat ended up on my screen some how.



You know how people decorate their office with family pictures to reminded them of home? I thought about how funny it would be if i had a picture of the cat and girl in a picture frame. I laughed quietly to myself.



I didnt draw the doodle, they were vectors i had on my laptop. The girl is holding a paper bag. There was another vector of a paper bag filled with popcorn, but i decided not to put it in her hands. Lets not get crazy now.

And thats all.

Beardy McBearderson

Today i went to get my car back. (engine trouble)

My nephews, Nathan and Ethan, were at my sisters work. Nathan asked me if i can beat Level 1 of Call Of Duty for him on the DS. I couldn't beat it. Ethan comes up to me and plays with my beard. I asked him if it was gross, he said no. Then i asked him if he would like to have a beard...he thought about it and said no. Then i tried to imagine what a beard would look like on him. He is 6 years old.



I think the eye brows were a bit much.

I then helped Ethan with his homework. I fed him M&Ms when he completed a few problems. Then they left. Nathan had karate practice.

i want milk tea.

the end.

I guess im back.

So i guess ill try blogging again.

Im graduating soon. Ill try to blog about that and other things.

A quick list of updates.

+ Im trying to grow a beard.
+ Im letting my hair grow out.
+ I will look like a bum.
+ I started recording conversations with my friend at work. (He doesnt know it)
+ I started recording video of myself for a day in the life (So far its boring)
+ I want to start a voice log.
+ I graduate really soon. Its exciting/terrifying. Terriciting. Excitifying
+ I have senioritis really bad.
+ I just noticed i said im graduating two times now.
+ I have new friends (awesome ones)
+ The magic is gone. (bibidy bobidy boo)
+ I want to get back to normal again, how i use to be. (abra kadabra)
+ I work out on a regular basis.
+ Im stronger than before, but I still get weak in the knees i can hardly speak. (Alakazam)
+ And this...

Futurecop - Karate Kids (video by TNUC) from TNUC on Vimeo.

Thats all.