The things i need to do.

The things i need to do do.

Tonight
+ Finish my portfolio for instructor review
+ Finish package for advance study.
+ Not sleep
+ Swallow Sadness

Monday
+ Go to school and show package. (that sounds naughty)
+ Check instructor availability for port review.
+ Go over to carlo's and get portfolio printed.
+ Finish leave behinds and button designs to send out to be made.
+ Look for portfolio case.
+ Put portfolio together
+ Get started on making "special" leave behinds.

Tuesday
+ Renew driver license.
+ Internship
+ Send leave behinds to be made
+ Send buttons to be made.
+ Meet up with an instructor if available.
+ Make 10 "special" leave behind.
+ Swallow sadness.


Wednesday
+ Internship
+ Go on field trip to shoot video
+ Make video
+ Meet up with an instructor if available.
+ Start designing website
+ Make 10 "special" leave behinds.

Thursdsay
+ Environmental Science class. Turn in video
+ Meet up with instructor if available.
+ Portfolio class.
+ Make 10 "special" leave behinds.
+ Miss my life and everyone in it.
+ Turn 25 years old.

Friday
+ Make changes to portfolio based on instructor reviews.
+ Start building website.
+ Make 10 "special" leave behinds.
+ Breathe.

Everything will be okay.

busy

i've been busy. ill update soon.

Where the wild things poop...

but seriously, i would really like to watch that movie...the poop one.

Edit: P.S. - Im not obsessed with poop.

Things that arent Jackie Chan...

Meet me halfway...

I dont really have anything to update, but ill update anyways.

Today as i was leaving intern I watched a guy walk his dog across the crosswalkor at least try to. His dog stayed in one place pretty close to one side of the crosswalk and starts peeing. I sat and watched. The owner looked a little disappointed and a little embarrassed; so did the dog. The owner looked at me briefly and walks back to where he came from. I waited for them and then his dog tries to lead the way but the owner stops and stays pretty close to one side of the crosswalk and starts peeing. Just kidding about that part, they just walked across and the end.

Today i fell asleep while driving. Today i weighed myself and i weigh 144 lbs...of pure muscle!...and fat...like regular people. I'm shooting a little documentary about me graduating. So far its pretty lame and by lame i mean awesome! Just kidding, it really isnt. I graduate in a month! *puke all over* I almost puked today, my friend carlo showed me a site called ratemypoo.com and i wanted to throw up.

I want to do a Mad Lib. *10 minutes later...* Here is what I came up with.



I want a soda to explode on me. And this makes me laugh.



I guess thats all.

The End.

because im a crepe...im a weirdo...

Today I had lunch with my friend, Seana at La Crepe Cafe in Long Beach. It was good. We sat outside by the sidewalk. I brought "The Best Of Mad Libs" with me. The waiter was pretty excited about that and said it was __________ (adjective)!

There was a girl sitting next to us who had a really hearty laugh. She told a story about how someone kept calling her Steven when her name was Stephanie. After that she told a story about this one time she was at the drive thru at taco bell and the person taking her order called her sir. Apparently she had a manly voice. Hahaha.

Well our food comes. For appetizers we share garlic fries. They were really good.



Then we did a mad lib about little red riding hood. It was pretty dumb, but funny.

Our food came. I got Crepe Carbonara. It tasted like angels were massaging my tongue. It was good, i mean.



Before we left we did another mad lib.



After lunch we walked up 2nd street looking for some dessert to eat. We went to this cupcake place called Frosted Cupcakery. They were closed. So we go back the direction we came from towards La Crepe Cafe and we see a group of people standing outside. I tell Seana would it be weird if i just walked past and ate the fries that were on the table. So as we are approaching the group and our table again i reach in and grab a handful of fries and eat them and just keep walking. I didn't look back but Seana pointed at me and said he's crazy. So i look back to see who she said it to and it was our waiter and he yelled out, hah that's funny! There was also a lady there at one of the tables just sitting there laughing. I didn't take a look at the groups reaction though, but i bet they thought i was pretty __________ (adjective)

So after that we went to Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory. The bear outside is pretty filthy. I think it was homeless. I got a giant cookie. She got chocolate covered licorice. As we were walking back towards where we parked a friend of ours from behind yells out Tony! Its my friend Johnny and his friend Jessica. I dont know how he recognized me i was wearing a beanie and had glasses on and i grew a beard since he last saw me and he recognized me from the back. Seana and Johnny hasnt seen each other in long while. We talk for a bit. About his clothing company, Ashbury, and about the hair on my face and how he wants to grow a beard. I tell him that you can put Rogaine on your face and it'll help with growing a beard. Ive done some research. (ha) but I don't think its recommended. He goes off to Yogurtland with his friend and we go to our cars and go to our homes.

That was my afternoon.

Anyways. The month of May has been a pretty crap month for me, I hope things get better.

"I've got sunshine on a cloudy day. When it's cold outside I've got the month of May. I guess you'd say what can make me feel this way?"

I turn a quarter of a century soon. I haven't felt like myself in awhile and I dont like it. I need to let go. I need to work on portfolio. I think too much about everything. I need to make a new website. Im lost in space. I have to spend a lot of money and there is no way around that. I graduate soon. I need to find a real job. The rest of my life starts soon. There is so much pressure and so much I feel like I'm losing. Its almost midnight and my horse will turn to mice and my pumpkin will explode. Im not even 25 yet, and i feel like im already in my quarterlife crisis.

But I will fight this poison and I will live. (like a boss)

P.S. - I need a hug.

back and forth with the same poop...forever.

If you ever called me and i didnt pick up because you smell youve probably heard this, "ask her if she likes bologna." What does that even mean? Well if you ever wondered (or not) where that came from its from a movie called, 'Me and you and everyone we know.'



Here is the clip where it came from. poop.



And here is another.



Other than that let see...I have a blueberry plant I take care of. I water it every other day. Its named Cordon Blue. Just kidding it doesnt have a name, its a plant, that would be dumb. (Cordon Blue is right behind me isnt he?) *slowly turns around*

Ive been eating a lot of this stuff lately...



...aluminum foil. Just kidding. Chicken Carnitas tacos from el pollo loco.

"Who you trying to get crazy with ese? Dont you know im pollo loco?"

))<>((

...forever.

Field Trippen

Today I woke up late and I ended up being about 10 minutes late to class. Except there was no class. I see on the window that there is a field trip today at Asian Garden Mall. So I guess the whole class is at Asian Garden Mall. So i go there and im about 30 minutes late to class now. Except there is no class there either. Apparently it was a go on your own field trip. Wah wah. So i was the only one there. Anwyays, when we have field trips we have to shoot a little video. I put together a small clip of randomness.



After my class field trip, alone, I headed over to school. Well not quite to school, I had time to kill. I had lunch close to school and watched the simpsons. I had bbq chicken flatbread pizza.



It was pretty good.

then i went to class and sent my business cards out to print and sat under a desk for 40 seconds.

the end.

Mic Cheick

Yesterday I forgot to mention that i designed a business card for Cheick Kongo. He is a UFC heavyweight fighter from French. He is 6'4" and weighs 232 lbs. Hopefully he likes the card I designed for him or else!

Here is his reaction to a business card design he wasnt too happy about. Kongo is in the white and red shorts.



I was jk. That wasnt a video of him unhappy with a business card. He actually was happy with it.

cat n girl

Today at work I had to design a logo. The client already had ideas on what she had in mind. Some of the stuff she wrote on the paper were, lighting bolt, yin yang, diploma, and balance. She even did a thumbnail, it was awful. After awhile it got boring and i got bored. Then a horse and a doodle of a girl with a large cat ended up on my screen some how.



You know how people decorate their office with family pictures to reminded them of home? I thought about how funny it would be if i had a picture of the cat and girl in a picture frame. I laughed quietly to myself.



I didnt draw the doodle, they were vectors i had on my laptop. The girl is holding a paper bag. There was another vector of a paper bag filled with popcorn, but i decided not to put it in her hands. Lets not get crazy now.

And thats all.

Beardy McBearderson

Today i went to get my car back. (engine trouble)

My nephews, Nathan and Ethan, were at my sisters work. Nathan asked me if i can beat Level 1 of Call Of Duty for him on the DS. I couldn't beat it. Ethan comes up to me and plays with my beard. I asked him if it was gross, he said no. Then i asked him if he would like to have a beard...he thought about it and said no. Then i tried to imagine what a beard would look like on him. He is 6 years old.



I think the eye brows were a bit much.

I then helped Ethan with his homework. I fed him M&Ms when he completed a few problems. Then they left. Nathan had karate practice.

i want milk tea.

the end.

I guess im back.

So i guess ill try blogging again.

Im graduating soon. Ill try to blog about that and other things.

A quick list of updates.

+ Im trying to grow a beard.
+ Im letting my hair grow out.
+ I will look like a bum.
+ I started recording conversations with my friend at work. (He doesnt know it)
+ I started recording video of myself for a day in the life (So far its boring)
+ I want to start a voice log.
+ I graduate really soon. Its exciting/terrifying. Terriciting. Excitifying
+ I have senioritis really bad.
+ I just noticed i said im graduating two times now.
+ I have new friends (awesome ones)
+ The magic is gone. (bibidy bobidy boo)
+ I want to get back to normal again, how i use to be. (abra kadabra)
+ I work out on a regular basis.
+ Im stronger than before, but I still get weak in the knees i can hardly speak. (Alakazam)
+ And this...

Futurecop - Karate Kids (video by TNUC) from TNUC on Vimeo.

Thats all.