Meet me halfway...

I dont really have anything to update, but ill update anyways.

Today as i was leaving intern I watched a guy walk his dog across the crosswalkor at least try to. His dog stayed in one place pretty close to one side of the crosswalk and starts peeing. I sat and watched. The owner looked a little disappointed and a little embarrassed; so did the dog. The owner looked at me briefly and walks back to where he came from. I waited for them and then his dog tries to lead the way but the owner stops and stays pretty close to one side of the crosswalk and starts peeing. Just kidding about that part, they just walked across and the end.

Today i fell asleep while driving. Today i weighed myself and i weigh 144 lbs...of pure muscle!...and fat...like regular people. I'm shooting a little documentary about me graduating. So far its pretty lame and by lame i mean awesome! Just kidding, it really isnt. I graduate in a month! *puke all over* I almost puked today, my friend carlo showed me a site called ratemypoo.com and i wanted to throw up.

I want to do a Mad Lib. *10 minutes later...* Here is what I came up with.



I want a soda to explode on me. And this makes me laugh.



I guess thats all.

The End.