Back to life, back to reality.

Im back from Texas. It was so much fun. It was hot. I ate a lot of junk food. Played some intense basketball in the pool. Got 3rd of 4th place in a spontaneous pool tournament. Trampoline. Theater Room. Won at darts twice. Did the limbo. Jumping rope in fancy clothes. Failed at double dutch. Got in conga/train line. Silly string and poppers. Ate 4 different kinds of cakes. Fake rave party in a miniature room. Street Fighter on a giant screen. Magic cards. Cheap giant slurpees. Brain freeze. Watch lighting strike a power line. Crazy weather. Fake magic tricks.

Watching memory dance in the theater room.

On a jet plane.

Mmmm, im gonna go to Texas. Kthxbye!

Only for 4 days. For a wedding. It'll be really hot and humid. Ill be swimming in the air. Maybe ill go swimming in water too! Maybe ill get a tan.

There will be about 30 of us on a plane? Should be fun. hah.

Ill take pictures. Ill try to blog too. and Postcards, Mix Cd and reading.

There will be a street fighter tournament...not really, but it will be California vs Texas. So far I think Texas might have it...but ill do my best to try and crush them! CRUSH THEM! It'll probably be recorded. hah!

Well, hello Texas.
Ill see you again soon California.

Unrelated:
[Sorry kid, i don't really hate football. I didn't mean it. Hope your football team gets to where it needs to be. "Good luck," I mean that.]

Cake.

Carlo's mom bday.

I think i ate too much cake. The bbq beans were good and so was that steak. So was the garlic roll bread thing. Played guitar hero world tour and i sung, but i dont sing. The drums were hard and I sucked. Roey killed it and for sure it wasnt luck. Then everyone went down for cake. I had a slice of mango cake and a slice of ice cream cake, but i ate more than i can take. Why am i rhyming?

So we go to Carlo's room and we watch korean music videos on youtube for a very long time. "Nobody nobody but you!" Its in my head. Then we watched belly dancing and Hawaiian hula dancing. The girls were ripped. I tried it and my hips felt like they were going to pop out. Then we watched scary stuff in the dark. All the girlies were scared. It was kinda cute. "OMG, I just ripped it(one)" Then we watched a baby with 8 limbs. Then a bunch of weird things. Then Japanese prank videos. Then people got tired and headed home. So i did the same, but i kinda wanted to stay a little bit longer because i always miss this stuff.

Then i wanted "Nobody nobody, but you!" *korean language* "i want nobody nobody but you!" *korean language* "I want nobody nobody nobody nobody..." *finger shake* *double point* *clap clap*

Then I came home and got pretty bored. Texted people. Wore a shirt and tie with slacks for no reason.

...and ate another slice of cake.

And i very much would like to see this soon.



I'm tired. goodnight.

P.S. - "nobody nobody, but you!"

Moonwalk.

Soo...

I kinda sorta practiced the moonwalk tonight. I got the motion down, but its not very smooth (criminal) yet.

WOOOOOO!! EH HE HE!! SHA-MON!!

*grabs crotch*

basically.

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Envelopes

I miss tiny little envelopes randomly appearing on my phone =[

hello.

hello blog.

Im sorry I haven't written you in awhile. I haven't been busy, just lazy. Keeping up with the lazy here is an old post from an old blog i had.

Monday, February 07, 2005



Listening To: Bright Eyes - Touch

In my last entry i said i was gonna type up some things from the book im reading about ninjas. Well the book is called, "REAL Ultimate Power The Offical Ninja Book" by Robert Hamburger. Hahah robert HAMBURGER. Its so funny and stupid. Well here are some excerpts from the book that i will type, hard.

He has boxes in the book and on the top it says, A Ninja Makes a Telephone Call. So im gonna type some that i thought was funny.

___________________________________________________________________
A Ninja Makes A Telephone Call

Whiskers: Meow
Ninja: Hello.
Whiskers:
Ninja: Hello...Anyone there?
Whiskers: Meow.
Ninja: I thought you left. Are we still on for Thursday?
Whiskers: Meow.
Ninja: Are you sure?
Whiskers:
Ninja: Well, whatever. Just be there.
___________________________________________________________________

A Ninja Makes A Telephone Call

Hot Babe: Hello.
Ninja: Hey.
Hot Babe: Oh, yeah.
Ninja: Yeah?
Hot Babe: Yeah.
Ninja: You wanna?
Hot Babe: Uh-huh.
Ninja: Sweet.
___________________________________________________________________

There are more a ninja makes a telephone call stuff, i'll type some more some other time. In the book they have tiny numbers next to some words and at the bottom they have what the numbers are. Does anybody know what im talking about? Like with cellphone contracts there is always some thing at the bottom that tells you what you have to do to get the offer. Well this is kinda like that...sorta.

106 - You know what would be badass? -- John, ed.
107 - What?
108 - Somebody driving a car while they're doing the splits. They'd have each leg hanging out the window and their torso sticking out the sunroof.
109 - Dude! That would be so sweet. But how are they going to hit the gas?
110 - Levers, duh!

John, ed is Robert Hamburger's friend

one last thing for tonight is that he is typing about ninja fantasies.

"Even though ninjas have all these powers that most people dont, they're a lot like regular people, too. They have fantasies just like you and me! Dont believe me? Then Check out these fantasies, told by ninjas themselves:"

Im gonna skip to the second one.

NINJA FANTASY TWO

I'd be on this soccer team that's losing. And everybody is laughing their asses off about how bad we are. I tell my team not to worry, because I've got something pretty sweet planned, and they'd say, "Dude, you gotta help us out. If we lose this game, we're dead." And then ten minutes before recess is over, I'd pull out this remote control from my backpack and press a button. Then a futuristic car would float down fromt he sky, and a robot in soccer shorts would jump out right before the car landed on several assholes. The robot would run onto the field and start playing, hard. It would shoot the ball from one goal post all the way into the enemy's goal. Everybody's mouth would drop open, except mine, because the robot belonged to ME. Needless to say, we would win the game easily --- by about a trillion - billion points. Everybody outside would run on the field to ask me questions, but I'd just be looking over at the robot and it would be looking at me. Then I'd push all the kids aside. And we would walk toward each other, slowly. Then, as the robot picked me up and held me in its arms, I'd look at the girls and wink.

Okay haha thats all for tonight. Im gonna eat cereal and do my homework now.

Truf